30 January 2012, 4:45 pm
I've been to a lot of different states and a few countries (other than the US) over the years and I must say Oklahoma is the most depressing attempt by backwoods retards attempting to make a place of their own that I've ever seen. Most Americans think of either of California or Texas when trying to establish America's anus. Why not Oklahoma? There's almost nothing here and people from Oklahoma act like there is. It's a wasteland composed of dead grass and rolling plains. There's no beaches, mountains, and 1 river, a few polluted mud holes (thosepass for lakes around here). Culture and entertainment are on par with Twin Falls, Idaho. OKC is laid out miserably. The freeways have on ramps every 3 miles and off ramps that are 50 feet long, shooting freeway traffic onto frontage roads where merging traffic must monitor the freeway (over their shoulder) for exiting traffic. The freeways outside of town have exits more than 10 miles apart. It is THE least pedestrian friendly place that I've ever been since there are few sidewalks in the suburbs.Half of all of the beer here is watered down to 50% alcohol. Everybody here talks about buying OK+ or not buying OK+ so that your beer isn't watered down, but nobody seems to know which is which anyway, let alone the reason for having such a retarded policy. And lets not forget about how all of the ghetto ass stores here (unless you're wealthy enough to live in downtown OKC) aren't up to speed on how people from this country buy things with credit cards. You need cash everywhere. I'm honestly surprised the ATM's here don't have an "insert gold dust" slot. There's like 2-3 radio stations here that play rock, rap, or the latest stuff. People play it down and ask you what cities are near by, reminding you that you have a nice, centralized location. Bull. You're equidistant from every Midwest city worth visiting imaginable - save for Dallas which is STILL 3.5 hours away. Well at least they're safe from natural disasters like earthquakes, tornadoes, and hail storms. Stay far away from this place!... Read More »
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